Revenge is not nice

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain...

Daily Rant:

Team Edward! Team Jacob! Vampires Suck! Werewolves are losers! WHO THE HECK GIVES A DARN!!!!!!!??

Ah Twilight...the muse of the many fans of the story of a clumsy, emotionless, witless, overbearing, stoic, Mary-Sue~, a.k.a, Bella Swan, who is in "love" with a pale, emotionless, cringing, even more stoic, creepy, pedophile vampire(....he's forever old people...seriously -_-), a.k.a, Edward Cullen...or whatever his name is. HOW IS THIS STORY SO DARN POPULAR!? The main characters are so darn flat!! The supporting characters are so forgettable that no one really cares about them. Whats with people being pale? And why the heck do vampires SHIMMER IN THE SUN!!!!! THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO STINKING BURN UP!!!!! AUGH!!!!! Oh, an lets not forget Bella's little friend, Jacob....WHY CAN'T HE KEEP HIS SHIRT ON!!!! I really don't care about you're little spray-on abs dude...And you know, in all seriousness, Edward may be a creepy pedophile...and Jacob is a little pansy...but we all know that they could do MUCH better...What the heck does Bella do besides hurt them and get into trouble o.0 And she's so darn bipolar...one second she rock solid emotionless then the next she's staring out a window for 4 months when Edward leaves in "misery"...ugh...She's not even that pretty...But, the movies are nothing compared to the fans o.o...(shiver)...I'm not gonna even delve into that pool of piranhas...All in all...Twilight is so overrated...the first book gave me a headache from all the stinking grammatical errors(its like My Immortal...but it makes money), and the fans are murderous...For those of you who actually like Twilight...Enjoy? O.0

White Marker Update:
An Extremely Low Blow
It finally seemed as if double rainbow had  recovered from double rainbow's dealings with brown marker...But then...white marker did the unthinkable...White marker had found solace in yellow marker. Yellow marker didn't hold a candle to double rainbow when it came to color supply...so black marker just had to wonder...Why yellow marker? White Marker didn't even talk to yellow marker on a regular basis. Why did yellow marker even agree to this. Black marker would also rant about the ills of white marker to yellow marker...so...things just didn't match up...But it all became clear. One Day, double rainbow told black marker that double rainbow had willing shared some of double rainbow's color with white marker...even though white marker was currently with yellow marker. Black marker couldn't believe this. When black marker inquired why double rainbow would do such a thing even after all that's happen, double rainbow couldn't reply. Jealousy...that's what brought double rainbow back to white marker...When double rainbow saw white arker with yellow marker...double rainbow couldn't help it...double rainbow just needed to get white marker back....Black marker was astounded...The oldest trick in the book...worked...and the worst part of it was that now white marker had two sources of color...White marker was nothing but a evil little snake...and Black marker was gonna make sure white marker knew that...
Next time: I'll be taking a short hiatus on the update just to reflect on the characters, Double Rainbow, and USB port. The story has begun to take its toll on my anger...so i need a little solace for a bit.

White marker was a snake, a scoundrell, a crook

And black marker would make white marker pay...no matter what it took.