Two rainbows are better than none~

Cut my steak into pieces, this is my plastic fork~

Daily Rant:
Pantz on ze ground, pantz on ze ground, I hate all stupid people with their pantz on ze ground. -_-
Pants on the ground song~
Seriously...whether ye be boy or girl, I don't feel like seeing ye panties, boxers...or God forbid, thongs...ugh... Why has this trend become so popular? IT CAME FROM JAIL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! I really don't understand its appeal, and do you know what I find really amazing...how some people can where there pants down to their knees...with a BELT on!!! What's the point of the belt if you're just gonna have ye pants sag anyway!? And you know what? Don't go complaining to anyone when ye walk down a dark alley, ye pants down to your ankles, ye hear footsteps, and ye start feeling something warm near ye rump...and its not the wind.Remember, ye invited it. So, unless ye feel like getting to know a pervert...pull'em up!!~

White Marker Update:

The Beginning(continued)~
Black marker seclusive, intrusive, and quite convoluted. Black marker did not make a habit of conversing with others, but of the few that black marker did, there was one that was above all others. Double rainbow. What could be better than two rainbows in one? Double rainbow had twice the beauty of all others, and represented all colors...except white, as that is not a color, and in all seriousness...white does not exist at all. With this fact, the two were inseparable. Black marker was the amassed mixture of all colors, residing in the darkness, and double rainbow was the colors' representation, residing in the light. Black marker was fortunate enough to be able to slowly etch out a path to double rainbow light, and black marker no longer had to live in misery. Double rainbow was the best thing to ever happen to black marker. And when it came to white marker, they had similar views, though none would ever match the hatred that black marker had for white marker. The two ridiculed white marker, the two scorned white marker, and they both took pleasure in white marker's downfall. How could one take so much ridicule? Apparently, white marker didn't need a reason. White marker was simply a masochist for pain. But it would soon become apparent that white marker finally lost all strength in pursuing black marker. There was now another target within white markers view that could give white marker the color white marker longed for. Double rainbow was just the being. But, black marker would never even let white marker get the chance. Double rainbow was precious...and there was no way that double rainbow's perfection would be tarnished by a nothing such as white marker...as long as black marker was around.
Next time, we shall be introduced to the feeble attempts of white marker on double rainbow.

White marker caused black marker nothing but dread.

Do you know a white marker that you would want dead?