This is my confessions...
Daily Rant:
Aren't skinny jeans so cute~!? I usually where a size 12 but now I'm wearing a size 7!! Don't I look awesome!? Don't these jeans make me look sexy!? I may not be able to have kids...or feel my legs...or walk...or go to the bathroom, but at least I look good~^_^
Skinny jeans...are people serious? I mean, alright, back in the-back in the-BACK in the day, skinny jeans were... alright-ish. At least they weren't stinking skin tight!!! I mean seriously, just cause some random posers up in the fashion world tell you that this look is "in" doesn't mean you should just go along with it! And if you can't fit into your clothes...why the heck would you wear them!? If it take you 5 minutes to put on a pair of jeans that are 10 times smaller that you'll ever be...save yeself the hassle and teh pain!
But you know...i doubt any of ye will care what me has to sya...and me doubt any of ye will agree with whatever I say...so I shall leave ye with this: If you like having numb legs, numb crotches, paralysis in teh nerves of ye legs, permanent nerve damage to your legs, blood clots, bladder infections, increased risk of yeast infection, and defertilization(for both genders), then please, continue to wear ye skinny jeans~
Don't let me stop you~
White Marker Update:
...There's not one today as I have not seen white marker, or double rainbow due to the holiday...yay?
If you're regularly a size twelve, you're still going to be a size twelve in skinny jeans..
ReplyDeleteThey're not different than regular jeans....