In Soviet Russia, White Marker annoys YOU

You gonna make biscuits!? Yoooou gonna make biscuits!?~

Daily Rant:
Feh, does ye people know what could be the most annoying type of person? A STINKING NIT-PICKER!!!

They stress over every stinking little thing for absolutely no reason what so ever!! They worry if their hair's not perfect, they worry about the weather, they worry if they won't get the lunch they want in the lunch line, they worry about whether or not they remember to worry about the right stinking thing!!!!! I mean, what the heck!? Calm down people, the world won't implode on itself if ye forget to separate ye pens and ye pencils...But just imagine if it did o.o...That would be kinda cool~...But anyway, for all ye worry-warts, SIT DOWN, SHUT-UP, EAT YOUR CHEERIOS, AND GO WORRY ABOUT HOW TO STOP WORRYING!! >:)

White Marker Update:

The Beginning(continued)
After being shut-sown by black marker times innumerable, white marker set white marker's sight on double rainbow. White marker needed double rainbow's color, and white marker would go through any length to get it. Unfortunately for white marker, black marker was always on double rainbow's back. Black marker would stop white marker right in white marker's tracks. Black marker warned double rainbow of white marker's advances, and double rainbow promised black marker that double rainbow would stay alert. There was no way white marker would get white marker's hands on something so perfect. Then....disaster struck...After some time...white marker found white marker's way into double rainbow's graces...Black marker couldn't believe it. How could such an awesome being...be so taken aback by a nothing...an idiotic nothing at that? But the worse part was...white marker...was stealing some of double rainbow's color...right before black marker's eyes...and black marker could do naught...but watch...Watch and wait for the end...that is...if there was to be an end...For black marker...has lost black marker's light....And white marker...a nothing...was reaping the rewards of black marker's turmoil...Why...?
Next time, we shall see how black marker copes, enter new entity: USB port!

White marker took joy, in black marker's sadness,

If you knew a white marker, would you make them regret this?