Oh dear I hate brown

Its Equi, heeeey~


Daily Rant:
...Black Friday...One of the most dangerous day to the average shopper...

I know that the deals are incRedible, I know that people want the best stuff cheap, and I know that it can be remotely "fun" ...for the sadists anyway...But do people really necessary for people to act like stinking wildebeests  and gazelles being chased by hunters and lions o.0...Dude...people TRAMPLE other people just to get a toaster for someone o.o...And the worst part is, half the gifts people buy will just be returned after Christmas anyway o.o...Fights over the last cabbage patch...Mothers punching other mothers for the last barbie...Dads pile driving other dads for that last tricycle...Then there's just that evil old lady who just walks right past everyone in the 300 mile line...just because she's a "senior"...But I must admit...it is quite amusing to watch...But for people to risk their sanity just to get their hands on the last easybake oven...That's just...ugh...Meh, if that's your thing, go right ahead~ I got Ebay suckas~ >:D

White Marker Update:
White marker was finally out of the picture to much of black marker's joy, but there was something else wrong with double rainbow. It wasn't good. Black marker found out that double rainbow was willingly relinquishing double rainbow's color to brown marker, an (as of now former) ally of black marker and double rainbow. What was double rainbow thinking!? Black marker couldn't that double rainbow could sink so low...for no real reason either. Black marker immediately confronted double rainbow...double was worth much more than what double rainbow was doing...And surprisingly, double rainbow actually listened and cut all ties with brown marker. Black marker lost all respect black marker once had for brown marker. But black marker cast that thought aside and helped double rainbow pick up the pieces of double rainbows broken spirit. Black marker learned much more about double rainbow after that incident, and was finally able to comprehend why double rainbow would degrade double rainbow as much as double rainbow did. Black marker now kept extremely close eyes on double rainbow...double rainbow had lost a substantial amount of color...and double rainbow was really unstable...But unfortunately...black marker had no power but to help double rainbow ...that is...when double rainbow actually accepts the help.
Next time: White Marker reappears...in the most shallow...and low of ways....

White marker burned hatred into black marker's soul,

If you knew a white marker, wouldn't you hit them with a pole?

A new challenger...another problem

This is my confessions...

Daily Rant:
Aren't skinny jeans so cute~!? I usually where a size 12 but now I'm wearing a size 7!! Don't I look awesome!? Don't these jeans make me look sexy!? I may not be able to have kids...or feel my legs...or walk...or go to the bathroom, but at least I look good~^_^

Skinny jeans...are people serious? I mean, alright, back in the-back in the-BACK in the day, skinny jeans were... alright-ish. At least they weren't stinking skin tight!!! I mean seriously, just cause some random posers up in the fashion world tell you that this look is "in" doesn't mean you should just go along with it! And if you can't fit into your clothes...why the heck would you wear them!? If it take you 5 minutes to put on a pair of jeans that are 10 times smaller that you'll ever be...save yeself the hassle and teh pain!
But you know...i doubt any of ye will care what me has to sya...and me doubt any of ye will agree with whatever I say...so I shall leave ye with this: If you like having numb legs, numb crotches, paralysis in teh nerves of ye legs, permanent nerve damage to your legs, blood clots, bladder infections, increased risk of yeast infection, and defertilization(for both genders), then please, continue to wear ye skinny jeans~
Don't let me stop you~

White Marker Update:
...There's not one today as I have not seen white marker, or double rainbow due to the holiday...yay?

I thank-ye all

Ask not for whom the bell tolls...for it tolls for you...

Daily Rant Praise~:

Ahh~
As thanksgiving comes only once a year
I find it fit for ye to hear
Of the many that I'd like to praise
And those who have brought joy to my very few days.
So thank-you random annoying girl on the T-bus
Who talks loudly on her phone and causes such a fuss
Just cuz she aught a pair of new shoes
And last night at the club she drank too much booze.
And thank-you dudes who wear your pants so low
That your boxers can do naught but make themselves show.
For lets not forget the kids who like to skip class
And at the end of the term they're expecting to pass.
And to those who love to drink
From morning till dawn and their breath doth stink.
And last but not least to those who smoke
And to all others I abhor I hope you choke
On the wishbone of this year's turkey
As you all exist to naught but urk me.
And because of this I hope your ends are ni
For I would wish nothing more for than ye all to die~

 For to you and white marker i shall continue to shun,

And when my stress ends, I hope yours has just begun~

White Marker Update:

A short time of joy
Black marker continued to watch in agony of white marker and double rainbow together. Fortunately USB port's friendship has eased the pain...but the burden was still to heavy on black marker's mind. But, oh happy day~, double rainbow had realized how much of a nothing white marker really was. White marker had shown no emotion to double rainbow and double rainbow could no longer take the apathy. This was complete bliss to black marker. Of course it took a few months, but double rainbow had finally come to double rainbow's senses. Of course black marker had to stifle black marker's joy as to not hurt the feeling's of double rainbow, but as soon as black marker could, black marker celebrated immensely. Black marker's mind no longer had to be in worry of her light, double rainbow, falling into the depths of obscurity in which white marker resided. For black marker did not want o think it...but black marker knew it was too good to be true...And it was...
Next time: we shall look at the the downward turn that double rainbow had taken

White marker could no longer destroy double rainbow's happiness,

If you were black marker, how would you react to this?

Huge file dump

"Speak softly and carry a big stick~"

Daily Rant:
Siu, on Wednesday on was walking to the  bus stop after hanging with one of me friends...and then guess what...First off, this person right in front of me was walking EPICALLY slow but not only that...they were smoking -_- so...I couldn't walk around them and they were taking their sweet time...and i got a whole face full of smoke...thank-you random smoker...for trying to give me second-hand...Seriously!!! Why do people smoke in the first place!? All you get is black lungs, yellow fingers, nasty teeth, disgusting breath, and really putrid skin. Does that sound appealing to anyone? And the fact that kids my age do it just to be "cool" or because they see other grown people do it just blows my mind. Are you that emo!? Do you really wanna die that badly!? Welp,do let me stop ye from destroying your life~ So continue on smokers!!~ I don't care because~
"While your dieing I'll be still alive~"
"And when your dead i shall be still alive~ Still alive~ Still Alive...~"

White Marker Update:

The Beginning(Conclusion)
White marker and double rainbow have been near to inseparable since then...Black marker could see a tint of color coming to white markers lurid existence, and unfortunately double rainbow's color has been dimming. This sight over wrought black markers heart...black marker was at a complete loss. For the only place that black marker sought solace in was none other that USB port. For USB port was one of the few others that black marker would confide in, and black marker trusted USB port immensely. Being a USB port, USB port was there to save, file, and display all the happening between white marker and double rainbow that black marker had see. USB port was a sort of bin in which black marker could vent all of black marker's sadness, anger, and most of all hatred about the current situation. For black marker was worried that USB port would be angered at the fact that black marker would do naught but rant to USB port...but it turned out to be quite the opposite. USB port was always to listen to black marker, and never let black marker wallow in black marker's own misery. USB port made sure that black marker could dump any excess information onto USB, anything to make black marker's stress a little lighter. Black marker was extremely grateful, as now black marker no longer had to keep all of black marker's ill will inside. Though even with that...white marker was still on white marker's rampage. Black marker couldn't do anything but watch the crime unfold, USB port couldn't do anything but listen to the things black marker would see, double rainbow could do nothing but be fooled by the shroud of lies that white marker had set...and white marker...was on top of the world...causing  the stress of many...yet enjoying every second of it. And naught could come of it but more depression...more sadness...and extreme consequences...Oh, for how could black marker let this happen...if only black marker was more forceful...if only black marker warned double rainbow more...if only black marker ended the nothing that is white marker...if only...if only...if...only...
Now ye has experience the beginning of this unfortunate endeavour.Next time we shall plunge into the Semi-current events of this tale...for I can only hope there is an end to this story...and the ending is swift, and painless...

White marker filled black marker with so much regret,

Do you know a white marker, you'd like to forget?

In Soviet Russia, White Marker annoys YOU

You gonna make biscuits!? Yoooou gonna make biscuits!?~

Daily Rant:
Feh, does ye people know what could be the most annoying type of person? A STINKING NIT-PICKER!!!

They stress over every stinking little thing for absolutely no reason what so ever!! They worry if their hair's not perfect, they worry about the weather, they worry if they won't get the lunch they want in the lunch line, they worry about whether or not they remember to worry about the right stinking thing!!!!! I mean, what the heck!? Calm down people, the world won't implode on itself if ye forget to separate ye pens and ye pencils...But just imagine if it did o.o...That would be kinda cool~...But anyway, for all ye worry-warts, SIT DOWN, SHUT-UP, EAT YOUR CHEERIOS, AND GO WORRY ABOUT HOW TO STOP WORRYING!! >:)

White Marker Update:

The Beginning(continued)
After being shut-sown by black marker times innumerable, white marker set white marker's sight on double rainbow. White marker needed double rainbow's color, and white marker would go through any length to get it. Unfortunately for white marker, black marker was always on double rainbow's back. Black marker would stop white marker right in white marker's tracks. Black marker warned double rainbow of white marker's advances, and double rainbow promised black marker that double rainbow would stay alert. There was no way white marker would get white marker's hands on something so perfect. Then....disaster struck...After some time...white marker found white marker's way into double rainbow's graces...Black marker couldn't believe it. How could such an awesome being...be so taken aback by a nothing...an idiotic nothing at that? But the worse part was...white marker...was stealing some of double rainbow's color...right before black marker's eyes...and black marker could do naught...but watch...Watch and wait for the end...that is...if there was to be an end...For black marker...has lost black marker's light....And white marker...a nothing...was reaping the rewards of black marker's turmoil...Why...?
Next time, we shall see how black marker copes, enter new entity: USB port!

White marker took joy, in black marker's sadness,

If you knew a white marker, would you make them regret this?

Two rainbows are better than none~

Cut my steak into pieces, this is my plastic fork~

Daily Rant:
Pantz on ze ground, pantz on ze ground, I hate all stupid people with their pantz on ze ground. -_-
Pants on the ground song~
Seriously...whether ye be boy or girl, I don't feel like seeing ye panties, boxers...or God forbid, thongs...ugh... Why has this trend become so popular? IT CAME FROM JAIL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! I really don't understand its appeal, and do you know what I find really amazing...how some people can where there pants down to their knees...with a BELT on!!! What's the point of the belt if you're just gonna have ye pants sag anyway!? And you know what? Don't go complaining to anyone when ye walk down a dark alley, ye pants down to your ankles, ye hear footsteps, and ye start feeling something warm near ye rump...and its not the wind.Remember, ye invited it. So, unless ye feel like getting to know a pervert...pull'em up!!~

White Marker Update:

The Beginning(continued)~
Black marker seclusive, intrusive, and quite convoluted. Black marker did not make a habit of conversing with others, but of the few that black marker did, there was one that was above all others. Double rainbow. What could be better than two rainbows in one? Double rainbow had twice the beauty of all others, and represented all colors...except white, as that is not a color, and in all seriousness...white does not exist at all. With this fact, the two were inseparable. Black marker was the amassed mixture of all colors, residing in the darkness, and double rainbow was the colors' representation, residing in the light. Black marker was fortunate enough to be able to slowly etch out a path to double rainbow light, and black marker no longer had to live in misery. Double rainbow was the best thing to ever happen to black marker. And when it came to white marker, they had similar views, though none would ever match the hatred that black marker had for white marker. The two ridiculed white marker, the two scorned white marker, and they both took pleasure in white marker's downfall. How could one take so much ridicule? Apparently, white marker didn't need a reason. White marker was simply a masochist for pain. But it would soon become apparent that white marker finally lost all strength in pursuing black marker. There was now another target within white markers view that could give white marker the color white marker longed for. Double rainbow was just the being. But, black marker would never even let white marker get the chance. Double rainbow was precious...and there was no way that double rainbow's perfection would be tarnished by a nothing such as white marker...as long as black marker was around.
Next time, we shall be introduced to the feeble attempts of white marker on double rainbow.

White marker caused black marker nothing but dread.

Do you know a white marker that you would want dead?

O.O 1st!!

'Allo one, 'allo all, and welcome to my humble blog~ Prepare to enter the depths of my  mind~ Prepare to witness the awesome power that is my petty hatred~ And prepare to be extremely confused and think much harder than necessary~

Daily rant:
Oh dear oh dear, would ye people like to know what made my blood boil today? Stinking drunk people.....If one must get drunk please....STAY INSIDE!!!!!! ...I don't feel like smelling ye drunken breath...or seeing ye waver across the street...actually...no that's mean. But anyway...I hate drunks and i shall never drink, so yea...that's what angered me today~

White Marker Update:
For all who wish to stray into this region...you shall be entering a world full of contrition, munition, and a quite lacking in nutrition. We are going to be following the happenings of a place/thing/person that shall be only known as "whitemarker", and that person/thing/place's experiences up to current day today~ But for now...we shall look into the past and build up to today~

The Beginning~
Black marker was just a normal person/place/thing....black marker kept to black marker and never really consorted with anyone other than black marker...but suddenly black marker's life was about to change for the worse when black marker met...white marker. Being complete opposites it was obvious that white marker admired black marker. black marker was the mix of all colors while white marker...had no color at all. White marker needed black marker...one problem though...what would a black marker need with a white marker? With that in mind black marker shunned white marker, but white marker was persistent. White marker never gave up. But black marker always drew circles around white marker....literally...can you even see a white marker circle?
Black marker gained nothing but pleasure from white markers vain attempts, black marker loved the pain white marker would receive, and black marker always enjoyed bringing extreme hardship onto white marker. White marker was a white marker, and that's all white marker would ever be in black marker's eyes. Black marker knew what white marker was really after...white marker wanted to take some if not all of black marker's color...Black marker wasn't stupid, black marker knew white marker's place, and black marker planned to keep white marker as low as white marker was meant to be.
Next time we shall continue with the past, and then a new entity shall arise: Double Rainbow!

Now...white marker gave black marker so much strife,

Do you have a white marker in your life?

(if i can i shall try and update this blog twice a week, Mondays and Fridays~ bye~)