Something wicked comes this way...

Exspecto Patronum~

Daily Rant:

Yellow, White, Black, Orange and...Mexican. Those are some of the labels i hear on a daily basis, fortunately they are most of the time used in jest...but sometimes it becomes a force.

Yea, yea, racism is dead, it's alive, its kinda dead, its been reborn, KKK, the white folk are oppresin' the black folk, the black folk look to pop a cap in the White folk(...please tell me this means shooting...really...idk what this means o.o), the Mexicans took eur jobz!, ALLAH!!!...-_-
Call it what you will, in all seriousness, i think racism is dumb, blah-blah, i get annoyed when people blantatly use it seriously, blah-blah....But at the end of the day, we're all human, we all are bi-pedal(for the most part, no offense to the handicapped/deformed,i still like ye people ^_^), water-based, carbonated, homo-sapien-sapiens...just cuz one person lived in one place and one person lived in another, thus creating diffrent skin colorations....it doesn't make either human inferior. ...But yea...thats what has been getting on my nerves recently...oh and also this-(just some random stereotypes...)
Asian: OPEN UR EYES!!-...dude.....seriously?....thats not cool...
Middle easterners: ALLAH!!(boom), or when people pronounce some of their names with exaggerated stress(aka...to much fleghm)-...dude, not everyone from there is a bomber -_-
African American: Yo my home dawg!(or something along the lines of that...idk-_-)-...not everyone is a gangster...meh
Caucasian: KKK, cracker-...urgh...just urgh...
Native American: (random clucks), or when people think that their named after the cars.....how does that even make sense?
Latino: AYE PAPI!-...huh?
Mexican: HOW THE HECK DID THIS BECOME A "RACE"!? ...its a stinking nationality....jeez...

Argh...if we're this mean to people who are basically the same as us....i don't wanna even think about when aliens will come. Yes i belive in aliens, cuz that idea is so far fetched in our ever expanding universe its stinking impossible for there to be any other intelligent life out there just cuz we are just so darn awesome....meh...well i'm done o.0

White Marker Update:
Fin~...?
Quite....well I think no one really cares about this at all...so i'm gonna stop it...save me some effort...but if some of ye who actually read my blog(cuz ye are forced to....to some extent anyway) and you actually like this segment...tell me and i'll continue with it...but as of now...tis over with~...meow -_-

...Now thats nasty

He's climbin' in yo windows', he's snatchin' yo people up~

Daily Rant:

Hmm...I'm gonna touch on an icky subject...but I really don't care~
Why is it that so many kids are having sex? Dude...that's really...disgusting...seriously...Just cuz ye saw it on T.V or the interwebs, or just because ye friends are gonna make fun of ye for being virgin...doesn't mean ye has to go out and let ye stinking hormones have a stinking free for all...Ugh...And don't try and justify it by saying "we only do it cuz we love each other~"....Seriously? Since when do you have to "prove" that you love somebody...shouldn't it just be a mutual feeling or something? And ye know...i could go down the whole list of the diseases, pregnancy and whatever...but how many times have we been given the talk about the "evils" of sex? Ye really don't need them to be repeated...And anyway...the purpose of sex is for reproduction...sooooooo....if you're a kid that is, and you have no intention of having a child....whats the point...and I really don't care if it "feel good" or because of  the "so called passion...I just think its kinda disgusting for kids to be doing so...And to all those who make fun of the people who don't feel like having sex now...what does having a stinking one night stand or getting a partner just for the sake of sex proving? Plz tell me...then again I really don't care anyway...so meh -_- (and for those who say what do you know...that's not a legitimate answer)

White Marker Update:
Ode to Double Rainbow~
Black marker was a very shy, seclusive, hermit like being, until the day double rainbow came into black marker's life. Double rainbow isn't what some would call the "nicest", but after all that black marker had been through, double rainbow was the first to crack the shell that black marker had used to keep others out. Double rainbow was the first in a long time to show black marker any kindness. Double rainbow was just the...very aggressive push that black marker needed to get out of black marker's depressed state. Because of double rainbow, black marker learned again what it felt like to talk to others. Because of double rainbow, black marker learned again how to trust others. Because of double rainbow...black marker felt for the first time....what it was like to have a REAL friend.

People are silly

Let the bodies hit the floor...Let the bodies hit the floor...~

Daily Rant:

What the heck does violence solve? Ok, go and hurt someone just cuz ye don't like them. Ok, got kill someone cuz ye don't like them. Ok...after their hurt, maimed or dead...what then? o.o Do you feel better that their hurt or dead o.o Is revenge really that sweet? But how long is that "sweetness" gonna feel good to you? ...Anyway you know you're just gonna go and kill someone else or something soon enough anyway....I just think its stupid....but you know what...It IS kinda funny to watch...hee-hee

White Marker Update:
 Ode to USB Port~
Black marker first met USB a few years ago. In all honesty, black marker never thought much of USB port...but that didn't mean the black marker hated USB Port. After some time, black marker started to associating with USB...which was quite unusual for black marker to do. But that chance association was to be the second greatest thing to ever happen to black marker. Black marker's alliance with USB began to grow as time went on. Black marker had exponentially low self-confidence and a fear for most everything. Black marker could always be seen putting black marker's self down near to constantly...but now that black marker had USB...and though USB was quite blunt atimes, USB always pushed black marker to see the better side of black marker...Though black marker would brush USB off, USB never stopped. And even though it would seem as if black marker didn't appreciate all of USB's efforts...Black marker was extremely grateful. Even up to today, black marker wouldn't give USB up for anything. Black marker is eternally grateful to USB port. And black marker wonders if USB notices anything different in black marker. But there is one thing that black marker hopes USB port never notices. ;)

Revenge is not nice

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain...

Daily Rant:

Team Edward! Team Jacob! Vampires Suck! Werewolves are losers! WHO THE HECK GIVES A DARN!!!!!!!??

Ah Twilight...the muse of the many fans of the story of a clumsy, emotionless, witless, overbearing, stoic, Mary-Sue~, a.k.a, Bella Swan, who is in "love" with a pale, emotionless, cringing, even more stoic, creepy, pedophile vampire(....he's forever old people...seriously -_-), a.k.a, Edward Cullen...or whatever his name is. HOW IS THIS STORY SO DARN POPULAR!? The main characters are so darn flat!! The supporting characters are so forgettable that no one really cares about them. Whats with people being pale? And why the heck do vampires SHIMMER IN THE SUN!!!!! THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO STINKING BURN UP!!!!! AUGH!!!!! Oh, an lets not forget Bella's little friend, Jacob....WHY CAN'T HE KEEP HIS SHIRT ON!!!! I really don't care about you're little spray-on abs dude...And you know, in all seriousness, Edward may be a creepy pedophile...and Jacob is a little pansy...but we all know that they could do MUCH better...What the heck does Bella do besides hurt them and get into trouble o.0 And she's so darn bipolar...one second she rock solid emotionless then the next she's staring out a window for 4 months when Edward leaves in "misery"...ugh...She's not even that pretty...But, the movies are nothing compared to the fans o.o...(shiver)...I'm not gonna even delve into that pool of piranhas...All in all...Twilight is so overrated...the first book gave me a headache from all the stinking grammatical errors(its like My Immortal...but it makes money), and the fans are murderous...For those of you who actually like Twilight...Enjoy? O.0

White Marker Update:
An Extremely Low Blow
It finally seemed as if double rainbow had  recovered from double rainbow's dealings with brown marker...But then...white marker did the unthinkable...White marker had found solace in yellow marker. Yellow marker didn't hold a candle to double rainbow when it came to color supply...so black marker just had to wonder...Why yellow marker? White Marker didn't even talk to yellow marker on a regular basis. Why did yellow marker even agree to this. Black marker would also rant about the ills of white marker to yellow marker...so...things just didn't match up...But it all became clear. One Day, double rainbow told black marker that double rainbow had willing shared some of double rainbow's color with white marker...even though white marker was currently with yellow marker. Black marker couldn't believe this. When black marker inquired why double rainbow would do such a thing even after all that's happen, double rainbow couldn't reply. Jealousy...that's what brought double rainbow back to white marker...When double rainbow saw white arker with yellow marker...double rainbow couldn't help it...double rainbow just needed to get white marker back....Black marker was astounded...The oldest trick in the book...worked...and the worst part of it was that now white marker had two sources of color...White marker was nothing but a evil little snake...and Black marker was gonna make sure white marker knew that...
Next time: I'll be taking a short hiatus on the update just to reflect on the characters, Double Rainbow, and USB port. The story has begun to take its toll on my anger...so i need a little solace for a bit.

White marker was a snake, a scoundrell, a crook

And black marker would make white marker pay...no matter what it took. 

Oh dear I hate brown

Its Equi, heeeey~


Daily Rant:
...Black Friday...One of the most dangerous day to the average shopper...

I know that the deals are incRedible, I know that people want the best stuff cheap, and I know that it can be remotely "fun" ...for the sadists anyway...But do people really necessary for people to act like stinking wildebeests  and gazelles being chased by hunters and lions o.0...Dude...people TRAMPLE other people just to get a toaster for someone o.o...And the worst part is, half the gifts people buy will just be returned after Christmas anyway o.o...Fights over the last cabbage patch...Mothers punching other mothers for the last barbie...Dads pile driving other dads for that last tricycle...Then there's just that evil old lady who just walks right past everyone in the 300 mile line...just because she's a "senior"...But I must admit...it is quite amusing to watch...But for people to risk their sanity just to get their hands on the last easybake oven...That's just...ugh...Meh, if that's your thing, go right ahead~ I got Ebay suckas~ >:D

White Marker Update:
White marker was finally out of the picture to much of black marker's joy, but there was something else wrong with double rainbow. It wasn't good. Black marker found out that double rainbow was willingly relinquishing double rainbow's color to brown marker, an (as of now former) ally of black marker and double rainbow. What was double rainbow thinking!? Black marker couldn't that double rainbow could sink so low...for no real reason either. Black marker immediately confronted double rainbow...double was worth much more than what double rainbow was doing...And surprisingly, double rainbow actually listened and cut all ties with brown marker. Black marker lost all respect black marker once had for brown marker. But black marker cast that thought aside and helped double rainbow pick up the pieces of double rainbows broken spirit. Black marker learned much more about double rainbow after that incident, and was finally able to comprehend why double rainbow would degrade double rainbow as much as double rainbow did. Black marker now kept extremely close eyes on double rainbow...double rainbow had lost a substantial amount of color...and double rainbow was really unstable...But unfortunately...black marker had no power but to help double rainbow ...that is...when double rainbow actually accepts the help.
Next time: White Marker reappears...in the most shallow...and low of ways....

White marker burned hatred into black marker's soul,

If you knew a white marker, wouldn't you hit them with a pole?

A new challenger...another problem

This is my confessions...

Daily Rant:
Aren't skinny jeans so cute~!? I usually where a size 12 but now I'm wearing a size 7!! Don't I look awesome!? Don't these jeans make me look sexy!? I may not be able to have kids...or feel my legs...or walk...or go to the bathroom, but at least I look good~^_^

Skinny jeans...are people serious? I mean, alright, back in the-back in the-BACK in the day, skinny jeans were... alright-ish. At least they weren't stinking skin tight!!! I mean seriously, just cause some random posers up in the fashion world tell you that this look is "in" doesn't mean you should just go along with it! And if you can't fit into your clothes...why the heck would you wear them!? If it take you 5 minutes to put on a pair of jeans that are 10 times smaller that you'll ever be...save yeself the hassle and teh pain!
But you know...i doubt any of ye will care what me has to sya...and me doubt any of ye will agree with whatever I say...so I shall leave ye with this: If you like having numb legs, numb crotches, paralysis in teh nerves of ye legs, permanent nerve damage to your legs, blood clots, bladder infections, increased risk of yeast infection, and defertilization(for both genders), then please, continue to wear ye skinny jeans~
Don't let me stop you~

White Marker Update:
...There's not one today as I have not seen white marker, or double rainbow due to the holiday...yay?

I thank-ye all

Ask not for whom the bell tolls...for it tolls for you...

Daily Rant Praise~:

Ahh~
As thanksgiving comes only once a year
I find it fit for ye to hear
Of the many that I'd like to praise
And those who have brought joy to my very few days.
So thank-you random annoying girl on the T-bus
Who talks loudly on her phone and causes such a fuss
Just cuz she aught a pair of new shoes
And last night at the club she drank too much booze.
And thank-you dudes who wear your pants so low
That your boxers can do naught but make themselves show.
For lets not forget the kids who like to skip class
And at the end of the term they're expecting to pass.
And to those who love to drink
From morning till dawn and their breath doth stink.
And last but not least to those who smoke
And to all others I abhor I hope you choke
On the wishbone of this year's turkey
As you all exist to naught but urk me.
And because of this I hope your ends are ni
For I would wish nothing more for than ye all to die~

 For to you and white marker i shall continue to shun,

And when my stress ends, I hope yours has just begun~

White Marker Update:

A short time of joy
Black marker continued to watch in agony of white marker and double rainbow together. Fortunately USB port's friendship has eased the pain...but the burden was still to heavy on black marker's mind. But, oh happy day~, double rainbow had realized how much of a nothing white marker really was. White marker had shown no emotion to double rainbow and double rainbow could no longer take the apathy. This was complete bliss to black marker. Of course it took a few months, but double rainbow had finally come to double rainbow's senses. Of course black marker had to stifle black marker's joy as to not hurt the feeling's of double rainbow, but as soon as black marker could, black marker celebrated immensely. Black marker's mind no longer had to be in worry of her light, double rainbow, falling into the depths of obscurity in which white marker resided. For black marker did not want o think it...but black marker knew it was too good to be true...And it was...
Next time: we shall look at the the downward turn that double rainbow had taken

White marker could no longer destroy double rainbow's happiness,

If you were black marker, how would you react to this?